I was coming up the stairs from the basement. I was tired from doing math. I was being funny to my dog and crawled up the stairs with hair in front of my face. I finally reached the top and tried to pet Benson. He froze. Then he RAN around the house!!!!! Ears flopping and all. Then he stopped. Then he RAN RAN RAN!!! He already ruined the carpet. He repeated the process at least 1,000,000,000 more times (maybe I'm exaggerating just a little bit). My dad put Ben outside. I was laughing.
"What a crazy dog!"
"What a crazy dog!"